TROUBLED BRO

THIS BRO IS TROUBLED!!!

Maybe Bigfoot was just a boy named Steve. Maybe basketball wasn’t so cool in the pre-Jordan era that Steve grew up in, and his big feet weren’t cool. Maybe everyone was out there with their big hands playing cowboys & indians.

 

Now I’m thinking, what do big feet have to do with basketball? I hate basketball. I’d rather be a DJ. Then I’d have something to do with my hands.

 

Do bigger shoes cost more money? I’m going to have to start DJing on the weekdays.

 

i’m sick of Zuckerberg breathing down my neck.